December 2011
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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If you love her, fuck her like you hate her.
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Seriously my leg really fucking hurts, my ankle and now my knee and I cant walk on it, I dont even know how this has happened.
I have work tomorrow too.
FFS.
thewindcriesamie asked: I am the most shit with my phone right now, I'm not ignoring you I sware! What bookings do you have tomorrow? Will you be around in town? We need post-christmas (sober) hang outs fo' sho' xx
ASK ME SOMETHING RIDICULOUS OR PERSONAL OR MEAN OR...
deesispercy:
and i’ll answer 99% truthfully…..
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: ...
me: ...
student: ...
Biology Teacher: ...
me: ...
student: ...
me: whoops
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